Das Boot. Comes in yellow flavoured, stupid big, with a depleted uranium toe cap for them extra big kicks.

Gripper glove. The ultimate in gripping tech! Hangs on to anything you pick up... Releasing it can be accomplished with the Ultimate De-Gripper Solution (currently out of stock.)

Sunshine Vest. So bright it blinds anyone who looks at it. With extra wide reflective strips to really make it hurt. Available in all sizes except XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL, XXXL, XXXXL, and XXXXXL.